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Most Funny Yo Mama Jokes ever

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If you have time to kill and you like yo mama jokes here are the best.

  1. Yo Momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
  2. Yo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
  3. Yo Momma’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
  4. Yo Momma is so fat that when she went bungee jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
  5. Yo Momma’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
  6. Yo Momma is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
  7. Yo Momma is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was Planet Earth
  8. Yo Momma is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
  9. Yo Momma’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!
  10. Yo Momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
  11. Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
  12. Yo Momma is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well.
  13. Yo Momma is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
  14. Yo Momma so stupid she stole free bread.
  15. Yo Momma so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch
  16. Yo Momma so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections
  17. Yo Momma’s so stupid, she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
  18. Yo Momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
  19. Yo Momma so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
  20. Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter.
  21. your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
  22. Yo Momma’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
  23. Yo Momma’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
  24. Yo Momma’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
  25. Yo Momma’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
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  27. Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
  28. Yo momma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
  29. your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantic Ocean.
  30. Yo Momma so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
  31. Yo Momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
  32. Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
  33. Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.
  34. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!
  35. Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose
  36. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
  37. Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot…..and now R2D2 has AIDS
  38. Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.
  39. Yo mama so fat she went to McDonalds and they had to call Wendy’s for backup.
  40. Yo mama’s legs are like the library, they’re always open to the public.
  41. Yo Mama so hairy when you’re baby brother was born he died of rug burn.
  42. Yo mama`s lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray
  43. Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn’t let her leave.
  44. Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard that’s where accidents happen.
  45. yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror Michael Jackson sings beat it.
  46. Yo Momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
  47. Yo Momma is so poor that she needs coupons for the 99cent store
  48. Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
  49. Yo Momma so fat she gives herself group hugs!
  50. Yo Momma so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
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